Bright Crooks Don’t Get Caught

Cops: Teen Tried to Steal Cruiser’s Gas

LAMBERTVILLE, Mich. (AP) — A Monroe County sheriff’s detective on a stakeout to catch an arsonist arrested the suspect as he tried to steal gas from the officer’s cruiser. Officers were placed around homes currently under construction after police had gotten two arson complaints within the past week.

It is truly a shame sometimes that we can’t add a charge of felonious stupidity to whatever other charges are filed.  I mean, really.  How many functional brain cells does it take to figure out that siphoning gas from a police car, with the cop inside, is a BAD idea?  Maybe he inhaled a bit too much of the fumes from the last time he stole gas.

Published in: on March 21, 2008 at 10:01 pm  Leave a Comment  

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