Can’t We Just Convert Them To Fertilizer?

Chicago’s Dumbest Thief

CHICAGO (WBBM) — CHICAGO — Chicago Police say no one could make this story up…

18-year-old Ruben Zarate, entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a robbery. He allegedly waved a gun around and demanded money, according to police.

When he was told the money was in a safe and that the manager who knew how to open it was not there, the suspect had a brilliant idea; at least he thought it was brilliant.

He gave the shop employees his cell phone number and asked them to call him when the manager arrived so he could open the safe for him.

He really thought they’d call him when the manager came back. Hopefully the cops called him and had him return to *surprise* arrest him. I’d love to see the video of that.

Man who raced in high heels for Hannah Montana tickets was too injured to work

HARTFORD, Conn. – Prosecutors say a video shows a Connecticut correction officer running a 40-yard-dash in women’s clothing and high heels – at a time he had claimed he was too injured to work.

Scammers never think they’ll get caught. I’ve known a few, and they’re amazed that anyone could ever figure out their plan. Most of them haven’t appeared publicly on video though….

Just released from lockup, man tries carjacking

The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office called him stupid Tuesday. But Frank Singleton could almost write the book on how to turn a misdemeanor into a felony without ever leaving the jail’s parking lot

He immediately ran out into the visitor’s parking lot and, in an apparent effort to get away as quickly as possible, tried to carjack a 2006 Nissan 350Z, Miller said.
He pushed Lapierre out of the way, grabbed the keys and jumped into the Nissan. But it was a manual transmission and Singleton couldn’t operate it, Miller said.

Not only did he try to steal a car in the police station parking lot, but he tried to steal one that he couldn’t even drive. The only thing that would have made it even funnier is if he tried to steal a cruiser.

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